BLONIC

I ♥ Quan

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(via constant-memory)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via dinosaursrawr)

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

(via legit-humour)

settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

(via legit-humour)

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

(via departured)

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via departured)

catswithbenefits:

why does itching your eye feel so damn good

(via relahvant)

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

(via magstah)